Rush hour traffic.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 03/07/2017 at 19:20 • Filed to: The grass is always greener

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When I take the freeway: “Man, this is bad. Should’ve taken the side roads.” When I take the side streets: “I’ve been stuck at this light for 10 minutes. Should’ve taken the freeway...”

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/07/2017 at 19:23

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I snowshoed to work today because blizzard and closed highways. How was your commute?

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/07/2017 at 19:23

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Just stay home. Problem solved.

Fookin' Prawns > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/07/2017 at 19:41

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You just can’t win.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/07/2017 at 20:15

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Waze to pick a route, then just pick a lane and crawl, if expressway, side streets it’s the game to try and make the lights.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/07/2017 at 21:04

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When population increases by 150%, roadways increase by 15%, and nobody knows where the tax money goes.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 03/07/2017 at 21:41

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If I leave at 4 it takes me 35 minutes to drive nine miles. Could be worse.

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/07/2017 at 21:48

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I rarely get stuck in rush hour, but every time I do I’m torn between surprise at how many people just run into each other on the highway and surprise that more idiots don’t.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Fookin' Prawns 03/07/2017 at 21:56

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That’s why when it comes to traffic, I take the most fuel efficient route possible. If I’m going to be fucked, I’m going to at least do my best to be fuel efficient.

And I always stick to the freeways...and dedicate myself to one lane.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/07/2017 at 21:58

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Took me about 20 minutes to do just under a mile. In my mind that’s not bad, but it’s usually a two-minute drive.

I likely could have driven this morning but the 18" drifts in my largely sheltered back yard were telling me bad things about the shape of the highways. And the freezing rain we got before it snowed doesn’t help anyone.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/08/2017 at 05:04

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Rush hour?

i leave home (when driving) at 7.50am for an 8am start.

spanfucker retire bitch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/08/2017 at 09:28

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